🎙unclejimmy release log

Sorry lulu this one is gonna be one of those chronicles that doesn't make much sense to you. At least you get a shout-out and can catch up with nikkigirl......shoot, now I've got to log both of your names. Darn it.

Maybe next time.

Oh, hey! Look who we found!

Shouts to mom and sarah for helping me surprise eeeeeeeemma.

In other kid news, jeff meff had a tournament in Chicago this weekend (mom's covering this weekend), and let's see what he was up to......

Boom. On they head.

Before we check out for the day, let's look at my favorite of lulu's engagement photos:

nikkigirl does not like my choice. Haterz gon' hate.

eeeeeeeemma got back to the real world yesterday, and I got to hug her again for the first time in 2026 this morning. She also started her new job today and now she's officially a co-worker of nikkigirl, lulu, and p-funk. Watch out world!

I thought for sure she'd bring back a new friend I saw she made:

Alas, only corbin, no parrot to be found.

What a gross photo otherwise. lol

Speaking of eeeeeeeemma, I wonder how she's doing in mexico?

Take off, hoser! I think she's doing just fine, eh?

So, eeeeeeeemma is off in Mexico with her boi toi corbin and his family. Let's check in quick:

She couldn't leave without her safety dragon!

Will she ever have any fun?

This kid's got two stamps on her passport already and I ain't even got one yet.

Good for her.

Before we close, check out who helped me write yesterday's chronicle:

Next, we made a pit stop to see some familiar faces at my dad's xmas part. The bestie circle has grown +1 aden:

Before we go, how about one more shout out to the birthday girl!?!? She, along with jeff meff, and tyler the creator provided me one of my fondest memories of 2025. IFKYK:

One more, then we peace out. If you haven't read my last love letter to bonnibel, here's another chance.

Happy birthday young lady.

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Happy Birthday bonnibel! Prepare yourself for some birthday uppies:

As part of her birthday celebration, I've augmented the squad page to change her link so that it points to another newly created part of the site. Checkout bonnibel's newly created page for more content relating to her!

I've got big plans for the squad section of the site in 2026. It'll be interesting to see where the vibe coding takes us and if it even remotely resembles the original idea.

Special guest appearance by new emma today:

I'm pretty sure that this little princess is always happier to see me than anyone else you could find. Besties.

Next up, lulu, p-funk, nikkigirl, and I headed over the Men's Warehouse and us fellas got fitted for the upcoming wedding. I surely had the time of my life.

OG fit check.

I see you lulu.

As luck would have it, I've been looking for a way to drop my favorite tweet into the latest iteration of the blog (it's been in others too).

I don't know how to change the world any other way than simply going door-to-door. Each one, teach one.

I love you bonnibel.

So there you have it. She saved me.

Oh, and number two on her list was mr. bieber. Some things never change. Speaking of bieber and paintings......man, I have to get on that idea already.

P.S. lulu, here's the hashtag we talked about. I bet you'll think I haven't written about you enough. lol

I didn't really have anything lined up for today and then calvin came through to save the day. He asked for a fit check, so here is today's outfit:

As luck would have it, today's request comes on a day featuring an outfit I have never worn before, even though the shirt and pants combination pre-dates my new job.

How thrilling is that?!?!? Cheap content for the win.

We started the day with breakfast at SAP for breakfast with andrea and quinn. The big little man is on a flight back to cali as I type.

Other than that, we watched some f1, did some laundry, and shoveled some driveway.

Big day today.

First, we celebrated a belated birthday for andrea.

Next, we met the quinnster at the airport, and we'll be stopping over to watch the f1 race with him later tonight.

Speaking of lil yachty part deux, I made a surprise appearance at lulu's six month wedding consult at the venue tonight. I wasn't sure if I could make it or not, new job and all, so I just let it seem like I wouldn't even try. Boom. Nailed it. Smiles all around.

lil yachty tho. Focus, yo. I asked lulu to drop this song onto the wedding playlist:

This song makes me happy. I shall dance to this song on a happy night.

Good thing there is not gonna be a stage to fall off of. Nahmean?

Oh, and we ended the consult with a real live
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We (nikkigirl, eeeeeeeemma, and I) started the day with some breakfast, joined by donnie and gina at SAP. SAP is our go-to and it was donnie and gina's first time, if memory serves.

Great breakfast, great family time, and great juice.

Next up: filling out boring paperwork with eeeeeeeemma. We are paperwork bros.