Aug 23, 2026: vomitspit
So this guy was extra cuddly this morning......
This grainy image is maybe 20 minutes before a young dirty bastard started to get sick and went all vomitspit on me. He puked, and if I hadn't jumped out of the way, he literally would have vomited on me. Turns out that he ate a random sock that was on the bed somewhere in the middle of the night and my face is where he thought it should go the next morning.
100% always up to something if you don't keep your eyes peeled when he is around.
Guess we are washing the sheets today!
Real rhymes not your everyday hologram
While I'm not getting forcably removed from my bed, I'm learning that I should ask cipher to make more small changes to the site. Counterpoint: I'm busy. Shut up me. We're doing just fine around here.
Point being, in the past 30 days, the number one page in terms of views is shaolin. My tiny brain thinks this is because a small subset of folks have this page bookmarked and use it as an entry into my daily mental disturbances. AKA chronicles. 🫠
Whether that is true or not, whenever I need to find the published version of an old chronicle it's a pain in MY ass to find shit so I gave the page a facelift. It now includes a search function to please me.
Along with me pleasing me, the page has been updated to fit the more current sitewide stylings and I also snuck in a quality of life improvement for anyone that uses this page to get to the latest chronicle.
After said QOL improvement: the most current post is the first actionable portion of the new landing page. Click the link, jump into the latest chronicle: stay a day one stan.
Me-to-me:
You don't need me to show the way, love
I'm also quite lazy so I turned this command......
......into this command......
It's smart enough to do other things so that I'm prepared for edge cases and saves me from excess typing just about every day.
Layman(lulu)'s terms: it's easier for me to link images within these chronicles.
All that to say I got myself sick this weekend. Could have been travel, a young kiddo, an older kiddo, or maybe just a vomiting dog.
I should probably get some rest tonight instead of what I wanted to do next.
“vomitspit”; Aug 23, 2026.
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