Sep 14, 2026: cancelled

So I was supposed to board a plane at eight something this morning and just like that......cancelled. Apparently a spring doohickey was broken on the landing gear and only some homies from Milwaukee could do the repair. AKA......cancelled.

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That was excellent news to fern who could no have been more excited to see me. I haven't seen him since somethingorother last week and whatever it is from there to here is the longest me and my pal haven't seen each other in a hot minute. I might say hot minute too much.

Point being, check out two bois finding 5 unexpected hours of us time. He completes me.

So, [redacted] won't let me fly on Allegiant (at least for them to pay for it), which is funny to me for some reason. I coulda been to my destination almost immediately, direct, after my flight was cancelled, alas, I'm sitting in Chicago at 9pm waiting for this delayed flight to board. Can't catch a break today.

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Look. Me on a plane, me sitting in a gate, and me on another plane (sleepy). Lit bro.

PS......is that a fart I smell? Is it mine? lulz

My long ass day is about to come to a close. Tomorrow might be a rough one - it's 3am my time and 1am their time. Nobody pray for me.